Terminally Employed Album Release Party

The Gobsmacked Ivory Salesmen‘s album Terminally Employed is up on all those platforms, making us nano-cents by the second (make of it what you will; we bit that particular bullet). It’s a short collection of songs about love, hate, meaning, lust and exasperation in the modern world.

It’s been a long time coming, but we finally pulled our fingers out and our trousers up, not necessarily in that order. Bootstraps were also involved, but I am not at liberty to say for what.

Banjos, violins, electric frings and frickas, three-part harmonies, and unorthodox chord progressions will come together and hopefully do something to you.

The mighty Con Cá Diễn will provide both moral and aural support, including our very own Callywobbles, and opening solo sets will be delivered by the ethereal Matt Vend and Raif Mansell with his dulcet tones. It will be held in.

If you’ve not had a listen, there are no other bands named The Gobsmacked Ivory Salesmen and it will take about half an hour of your existence, and with any luck, will augment it for that paltry stretch. Spotify, Apple music, etc.